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Justice at Last

Finally, a fitting punishment for noise pollutors…make them listen to Barry Manilow! It’s about time someone thought of some way to get back at annoying criminals. I predict that this is the beginning of a more effective punishment era. Now, we will get at vandals by making them watch Barney. The end of speeders will be when the are forced to watch their favorite movie at 25 times the normal speed; people who drive under the speed limit ( if they exist) will be forced to watch a film on the housefly at half speed. Life in prison can be turned into the problem it should be for criminals. Maybe we could make them watch Barney too! We could compress the pain of a lifetime in prison into just a few hours with a fraction of the cost. Now the new problem is how to keep these prisoners sane while doing it…


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